Fighting (One Week Parody) Wrote/Sung by Alvinloser1

I wrote this song for a friend who was into martial arts and wanted a fun song wrote that involved martial arts. Here are the lyrics: It's been one week since I got to see, two Chinese guys fighting on T.V.Five days since I heard the tale, about the two guys fighting on the beached wale.Three days since I saw Goku, flying through the air attacking Majin Buu.Yesterday it occured to me, my whole life seems to revolve around fighting.Holy cow'd you see it last week, there was this one freak, who flicks his boogers at his enemies.All the while with his child who was a pro don't you know he invented the Super Nina Wedgie.But let me talk about Bruce Lee, with his quick knee, it's so fast that you cannot see.Then there's a guy named Gohan, he's not a Predicon, no he's really good at fighting.Karate Kid sorta slid in a fight that was tight, wasn't right, but it led to his supremacy,which is cool, makes me drool, as I see the many, many fists a flyin.I'm always yellin' at the felons as they smother, Jackie Chan, Van Dam, and all the others,I'm just the kind guy whose a martial arts fan,from the foot to the glove I'm in love with their girl or man.Can't you see how I'm radiating with the glow, I have a tendency of flexing my pecks.It's been one week since I got in a fight, they weren't no match for all of my might.Five days since I saw the kid, when he saw me comin' he want and hid. Three days since my skill improved, I'm just like a Ninja because I can move.Yesterday, it finally dawned on me, my whole life seems to revolve around fighting.[music break]Chun Li's really cool, but Springers a fool. I'm the kinda kid who fights at my school.I'm the one with the band on, can't lay a hand on, you know that I'm really, really strong.But unlike the best, I'm much better, light as a feather, I'm good in any kind of weather.Yeah, I'm just like a snow storm, but in my own form, can't contain me in any sized dorm.Shingo style took a while, Tai Quan Do made me flow, and you should know that there's no where you could run to.Cannot beat front row seats watching fleets of the freaks who are fighting Donatello.I'm just the kinda guy who mastered all of Kung Fu, I'm the one for protection you should run to.I sorta' see how I'm getting really vain now, think I'll be humble like Mr. Kung Pow.I have a tendency of being sorta' cocky, I feel that there is nothing that I lack.It's been one week since I learned the skill, how to cause 152 kills,Five days since I saw the girl, she was so good it threw me for a whirl.Three days since I hard to gourd, my opponents wife for using my sword.Yesterday it finally dawned on me, my whole life seems to revolve around fighting.My whole life seems to revolve around fighting.Can't seem to get enough of that fighting.Think I'll do some more of that fighting.

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Alvinloser1

Length: 03:22
Rating: 3.0
Views: 308

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